Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Tell him what he's won Jack!

Well, Monty. For his efforts, today's contestant has won a case of Dengue Fever! He will be the "Toast" of the town with other tourists all a "flush" with envy.

Otherwise known as break bone fever, this tasty little treat of an illness is characterized by very high fevers, blinding headaches with excruciating muscle contortions that should be fun for the whole family.

As an extra added bonus, the contestant may also enjoy a swelled face, a measles-like rash and any combination of a dizzying array of pleasant symptoms to brag to the folks back home.

Congratulations Mike! You really cocked this one up.

I'm going to spend a night in a hotel, SOMEONE on the boat is keeping me awake all night long with pathetic sobbing.

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