Step two: Floss and fly this mofo.

Do you guys remember the Ebonics Delta Airlines bit? "East coast, west coast, it don matter neeah we get you to your ho and back lickety split, no _hit. Then you be back at your crib chillin with a phat spliff thinkin we was some crazy ass angel. " Rich it was.

[EDITORS NOTE: I think this was it, but the site is pretty lame. If anyone can find it fo sure, send me the link and I will make this unlame. I can't vouch for the audio as I don't have anywhere to listen to it... i.e. buyer beware on this link]

So I like my teeth. I don't floss. I go to the dentist very infrequently and am kind of lucky I didn't get burned the last time. I don't want dentures before 2000 and never. This ones easy. Done.

[EDITORS NOTE: My original title was to be "Heidi Floss" before I realized that her name was "Heidi Fleiss". Ms Floss turns out to be real though (sort of), its not really clear what is going on and then I realized I was investigating the porn career of someone who may or may not exist, which started with an error, and then I had to realize that the factual nature of this particular part of this particular post doesn't really matter that much. What does matter is that I am going to start taking care of my teeth... AND that Heidi Floss is somehow a fictional character in porn, played by Rebecca Bardoux or a real person... in gay porn]

[EDITOR'S NOTE: This all started with an effort to do "Random Kind Things for My Body", which is here]